Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Noorie...noorie... :|

When there is a set of rules one unfortunately often forgets the hapless minorities. I mean, the XXS size is way larger than me, stupid world. They forget that beings like me exist too. College fresher’s welcome is supposed to be ideally this angelic happy-go-lucky get together where the juniors and the seniors alternately smile at each other till they get bored and then continue the process with each and everyone, in between blaring music through cracked jukeboxes and desi chilly chicken and fried rice. It’s supposed to make us new kids on the block feel like oh-my-god-this-is-home kind of a feeling, with tear bedimmed eyes and all that. To break the ice one is supposed to be made to feel comfortable, then why oh god why are girls supposed to wear saris and not something else they wish to, and the boys are supposed to wrap themselves up in dhotis, grandpa style? With these stupid boys who wear polka dot boxers underneath some hyper-translucent dhotis roaming all over like batty cows, life can’t get worse for a moaning sissy like me.

I vehemently agree that girls look drop dead gorgeous in all those yards of cloth, elevated to the position of being woo-worthy by people of all genders. There have been times when even I have followed PYT in the form of girls like a lovestruck Romeo. But then the option of wearing something else must be there, for extreme minority souls like me who weigh precisely 36.5 kilograms including weight of shoes, clothes and braces. How do they expect me to find drapes of my size? I suggested to my mother that I tear one of hers to something smaller, but her glaring eyes prevented me from executing the idea. Anyway it’s not me who’s going to bear the brunt of this decision of the elderly peeps out there. If all of a sudden they get the spook of seeing a ghoulish invisible body wrapped in a pale sari, it’s not my fault. They should have known.

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T-REX said...

dress code sucks. but saree clad femmes. yum yum.

Ms Taggart said...

Saree day in college? :)

I envy the ones with a small build, btw! But I love my height! :)

(Came blog-hopping)

olive oyl said...

@ rex-ona: saree clad femmes are sumptuous even i agree but what about hapless creatures like me, huh? :(

@ms taggart: do hop in here more often :) i love my height too, somewhere around 5 feet one inch. had been taller, i would have looked like some zombie on stilts :p

Ms Taggart said...

Oh btw.. did I tell you, I love your profile pic? :)

olive oyl said...

i love you! i love anyone who doesn't say that the pic is disgusting :(

oh i love pigs :) i find them cute :|

Anonymous said...

cute? Pigs are cute? Ahahaha.

Arjun said...

@ olive oyl : I luv pigs too! :)

Anonymous said...

ebaba. Shuor toh shuor ke e bhalobashbe!

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T-REX said...

We have an arjun and a mahabharata. what more could a bored mind want?

Arjun said...

@ T-REX : Actually, this anonymous is quite willing to entertain all of us. :|
And I'm so glad that I cud entertain the bored minds. :P

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T-REX said...

@Arjun...You have fought valiantly. I appreciate.

@ anonymous.
1.Lie down or something.
2.Take a deep breath.
3.Have a drink.

Summary(in short):-Relax.

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Arjun said...

@ T-REX : I think anonymous needs medicines.:|
Fast. She needs them urgently. :P

@ anonymous : I wonder why people think that photography means beautiful snaps.
Photography means taking photos of reality. And reality is not always beautiful. Photography does not mean taking snaps of mountains,flowers and rivers. It also means taking snaps of the needy,poor people (sometimes even beggars),who cannot even afford food twice a day. It means taking photos of the limp dogs in Kolkata,who were hit by vehicles. It means taking photos of reality (not roses and ladies). That is what photography is and that is my passion. So,before commenting on others' works,first clear your concepts. And as far as T-REX's blog is concerned, I loved his posts.
So,stop grumbling and talking trash about others and start doing something more productive. This is my piece of advice.

T-REX said...

Its a she?

* preens *

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Ipsita Shome said...

Oh my goodness...I was going to comment something flowery when I saw this extravagant verbal fight going on.....!
"Scandal" in any form makes one popular...And sohini di you are getting known..:P(though u were not involved)

coming to the blog....I wear saree only once a year when it is saraswati puja[its a compulsory thing] and the rest of the year passes away regretting for it :D

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Anonymous said...

i know. Im so sorry for d trouble. But d guy is goin on insulting me nd my family!

Anonymous said...

69 comments, love?
lol

when is this saree-day, btw?

~somrwita

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Arjun said...

@ popeyed : ok. :)
ami lekha blog khuli,tarpor follow korbo. :)

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Anonymous said...

But Sohini,cant u see how dat guy is insulting me?

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Ann Dee said...

I'm such a typical girlie girl then, waiting for those days with funny dress codes.

Aww, I wish I could see you draped in saree.

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olive oyl said...

@ ann dee: i'm going to bunk college that day :p

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Anonymous said...

im ur mom.
Kamon accho sona?

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Anonymous said...

Do u know d meaning of a word 'chivalry' ?

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olive oyl said...

enough. no more. i mean it.

p.s: can anyone tell me how to go for the comment moderation mode?

Anonymous said...

na na. plz erom koro na. :(
amra aar jhogra korbo na promise! :)
bol Arjun? We r besss friends. :)
Arjun er moto bhalo chhele paowa khub kothin (tear bedimmed eyes ).

Arjun said...

sotti. im so sorry. :(
ami bodhoy tomaake khub kharap kharap kotha bolechhi. :(
plz mind koro na.

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:)

Arjun said...

:)

Anonymous said...

I request sohini not to do so. :(
amra aar korob na. pakka. :)

Arjun said...

Yesh! :)

ArJuN said...

Plz sohini di. :(
comment moderated koro na. :(
ami tomar chhoto bhai er moto aar anonymous tomaar bon er moto. :|
amra aar erom konodin korbo na. :(

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Anonymous said...

Puraano sei diner kotha..la la la la lala..
Tarpor bhule gecchi. :|

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Anonymous said...

maane? :O

Enigmatic Quasar said...

Now for the educational part of today's show...

Your BMI is around 15.
That's NOT healthy.

I'd advise you to:
a) Get a hormonal profile done.
b) Tell me about any symptoms you may have.
c) See a doctor anyway.
d) Seriously.

Arjun said...

Reward taratari dao. :x
Btw,,..word verification er jonno amay 'skylou' dilo.
amar word ta bepok laaglo. :|

olive oyl said...

at enigmatic quasar: been there done that. :(

Anonymous said...

Oye noorie noorie oye. :|

sohini said...

achcha this anon isnt somrwita. so who is it? i am not liking this anymore. so do not bug.

Anonymous said...

How rude of you. :(
erom bhabe kaaro mone dukkho deowa bhalo noy. :(
I was just trying to entertain u.
Amay eto sob blochho,aar oi Arjun ke kicchu bolchho na. :|
im very hurt.

olive oyl said...

achcha aar entertain korish na anonymous hoye. emni emni kor na kono load nei :( ar bhasha ta toh ektu sober rakhte parish naki :|

Anonymous said...

ok.
now im happy again. :)
ami 15th august e nijer identity reveal kore debo. :)

Anonymous said...

Chaand chupa baadal mein
Sharma ke meri jaana
o lala
Chand....chand....
i forgot. :|

Arjun said...

@ Sohini di : Kicchu kicchu comment dekchhi delete korechho. :|
Segulo e ki khub hi-fi galagali chhilo? :O

sohini said...

couldnt delete all for i did not have the time.
i wont blog here anymore.

Ipsita Shome said...

Ahhhh...all cool now
ami ekhane comment marte bhoy pachhilam
kokhon amaye gaali diye daye :|

Mer-curial-maiden said...

Oh I know what you mean :(

And the way they go on with a vengeance about how only big women being healthy nowadays. Bad enough to make you puke out your last measly meal I tell you.

But one day the skinnies and the little invisible ones will inherit the earth. Mark my words.

Till then, voluptuous women it is :D

Mer-curial-maiden said...

And I have never seen 174 comments on a post. Ever.

olive oyl said...

and i dont wish to see so many comments, ever :(

it's a long (as you can see) and sad story :p