Saturday, 11 July 2009

Doh :|

One of the reasons why I should be burdened with examinations and exam related depression is that they provide me with the adrenalin to waste time. Since I am a rather eminent nincompoop I’d pass my time writing blogs and hence this place would at least have respectful posts for it to swank.

College life commences. It will be wrong for me to claim that I have been dreading this. There is something genuinely wrong with me apart from the fact that I can give Kiera Knightly inferiority complex where skinniness is concerned. One is supposed to be this lost fish kicked out of water, gasping for the life saving drops or else would get conked then and there. I mean, a bloke isn’t really human if he isn’t chickening out with this new-place thingy. I am supposed to do some frustration-ventilating head banging, poem writing and the et cetera. but me being the odd person that I am, I went there, barring the first two days when I hovered around with glassy eyes thinking I am going to be badgered to death by some opinionated honchos, I actually found college pretty similar to school. Except for the fact that our school had more boys. Or that there are small human chimneys here and there to which I am slightly allergic, to say the least. Or, like school, I am the skinniest kid in the block. I am a tad bit concerned about this abnormality of mine.

48 comments:

Merlin said...

Good to see you back! And hope college brings some "excitement" into your life... it usually happens a few months into the era... so i will wait and watch :)

sohini said...

arts dept dont have real men, only male looking girlies. i cant even have a clandestine affair :p

Merlin said...

After your thoughts on gay liberation I did not think you will be particular about "real men"

olive oyl said...

"real men" can be straight or gay for all i care. i cant go on about the biological descriptions this is a public place :| but i am talking about girls who look like me and many, with whom i cant possibly have an affair strictly because of my orientation. :|

real men= XY chromosome fellows. if you know what i mean. arts depts dont have that. and the girls are all like me.

there. i should just stop writing. m never good at explaining stuff :O

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olive oyl said...

whoa! that was fast :p

Merlin said...
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olive oyl said...

oh my god :O
no more ":)", okay? :|
virtual stalking in the form of only a cheshire-cat grin scares me :p

T-REX said...

Hey I 'm a human chimney too. You hurt my cigarette's feeling

Merlin said...
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T-REX said...

@merlin...pre-puberty kid? Lolz. No wonder yo're being called grandpa.

Merlin said...
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T-REX said...

I am 22. Going through stage 2. and never threw the butt without sucking out the last puff, except when my dad once came in front of me and stared the smoke out of me. Hell I didnt even throw it when my college girls passed me by. Lost two girlfriends because of it.I was reading Ayn Rand then. I felt like Howard Roark, doing my own thin. How I want to quit *SIGH*

olive oyl said...
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olive oyl said...

merlin uncle in one of his philosophical moments :p

great going. i'll be the next orkut guy. social networking on blog comments. heh :p

carry on, young fellows,its the youngest who's having all the fun :p

Anonymous said...

both of u r sissies! Hell yeah! Sissies,boasting about ur puberty nd first cigarettes!!!! Go on sissies!

Anonymous said...

@ anonymous : U must be a bit retarded.

Anonymous said...

Haraam,soytaan,ami toke Durga oshthomir raate mere debo! :x

Anonymous said...

Both of U r weird!

ArJuN said...

Stop quarreling,.

Anonymous said...

Who r u to tell me??!!!!!! Joo! u suck.

ArJuN said...

U suck dick!!!! Fu*k off!

Anonymous said...

Ami toke mere Dhapa e fele debo soytaan!

ArJuN said...

U must be retarded! If u dont stop this nonsense now,the consequence will not be good for you!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha.....amio merlin aar t-rex er moto sissy! sissy r opor haath othaye na!

ArJuN said...

Ur comments truly portray ur mental condition. U shudnt be here,commenting on such societal issues.U shud be in school,learning addition nd subtraction!

Anonymous said...

addition korbe tor baap!

ArJuN said...

How dare u! Ur audacity intrigues me! Barbarian u r!Hell yeah! Barbarian! Nd aapnar moto bostir maanush der songye jhogra kora amay sobha deye na!

Anonymous said...

bostir maanush ke re? tui toh nordomaar keet!Tui aar tor choddo gushti!

Anonymous said...

Hav u ever heard of anything called etiquette? I bet u havent!
Have u even been taught dat there r some distinct differences between us nd d barbarians?Listen,anonymous,u r crossing the limit. Be a man nd reveal ur identity,like i have done!

ArJuN said...

Now where did another anonymous come from? Nd u said 'Listen,anonymous,u r crossing the limit. Be a man nd reveal ur identity,like i have done!'...i wonder wot dat means!

Anonymous said...

Shut up!!!!Shut up!!!Shut up!!!!amay khepaabi na mora!amar haath uthe jaabe tor upor!!

ArJuN said...

I can't help but pity ur state f mind. nd who started it all?May i noe? Talk about being vindictive! (In case barbarians like u know d meaning f d word!)

Anonymous said...

ami oto englis phinglis jaani na. tobey tai boley tui amay insallt korli?? Eto ohonkaar? Tui english jaanis boley tui bishyer raja? Sala! harami! kutiye chod!

ArJuN said...

U jerk! Enuf! Ive endured this nuisance for long enuf! nd deres no question of vanity! nd as long as knowledge is concerned,everyone of us here has a basic knowledge about English nd i dont claim to be any better! Im no MA in english! Nd to sohini di : Plz control ur comments. Only allow comments whick u approve of. Ur blogs becoming a..err...i dunno how to describe it!

Anonymous said...

Sala!! amar mukh acche!ami bolbo!ki korbi kor!ja giye soporibaare pron dekh!pron!

Anonymous said...

Pardon me,but its not 'pron'. Its porn!Motherfuc*er u r!yeah
!

Anonymous said...

ami ArJuN er saathe kotha bolchhi!tor saathe na!gandu sala arjun!

ArJuN said...

u r an illiterate bitch!! Jerk,perv,dog u r!

Anonymous said...

tui noroke morbi! Shuor kothakaar! Prostitute ekta!a gay one! nd Merlin nd t-rex too!

ArJuN said...

U seem to have a problem wid d literate ppl it seems! nd stop dis nuisance! ur an androgynous beggar! a dog! Illiterate motherfuc*ers!

Anonymous said...

Saalla!tui ekta chudi!gandu!footpathe er chudi! bhikaari r dol!

T-REX said...

This sure is fun!

olive oyl said...

can someone please tell me what's going on? :|
@ arjun: you better explain in the next comment :|

olive oyl said...

@rex: fun for sure :| i am a tad bit confused..ahhm.

T-REX said...

bengali swearing turns me on. The swearing of intellectual minds. wow!
* gets popcorn *

olive oyl said...

oh i'll teach you more of them then :p but i dont get it, WHY MY BLOG? :|

T-REX said...

Must be some scorned suitor, I guess.